A Search for New Music in the New Year
Waking up late and having a wide open schedule (New Years Day AND Sunday!) in which to greet the new year, I lay in bed, skimming through my email. Buried among the fantastic offers to get all of my prescription drugs from Canada and appeals to help replant the rainforest (probably a good idea), I found a notice from Amazon that it’s got 1000 albums on sale (for digital download) at only $5. Cool; I’ve got time, space in my Cloud Player, and a $25 gift card I can burn through.
With eager anticipation, I start surveying the options. And, instantly, I’m struck with a couple of impressions.
1) There are a lot of groups I’ve never heard of before. A lot. Really, really. A whole lot.
2) A lot of them have got some of the dumbest band names imaginable. A lot. Really… well, you know.
Before I go into some particular examples, I recognize that dumb band names have been around since time immemorial. Adam and Eve probably had a duo called “The Fig Leafs”. And maybe they rocked the hardest; a bad name doesn’t necessarily mean a bad band. The Beatles: not a great name.
But… well, take for instance…
Slightly Stoopid: I know when I’m looking for the Next Big Thing, evidence of diminished mental capacity, subterrainian self esteem, and suspect spelling skills, is often just what the doctor - in this case an experienced therapist - ordered.
Fitz and the Tantrums: Add to the above a violent temper and antisocial tendancies…
Yuck: I’ll bet that critics who didn’t care for their self titled album were able to write very short reviews. I mean, it almost reviews itself.
Rapper Big Pooh: Alright, I know that Winnie the Pooh wasn’t, in any respect, an “excremental” reference, but, come on… I would think that being called “Big Pooh” is not often going to be taken as complimentary. His album, Dirty Pretty Things (Again, what are we talking about here?) is available in a Deluxe Edition. Did listeners actually request “More Pooh!”?
I could go on and on.
If anyone reading this blog cares to offer their favorite Bad Band Names, bring it on.